193126 @ 22:11

jlbeattys:

50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free

72313 @ 22:08
62 @ 16:43
acqua:

Twitter / saya_12322: 元気いっぱい曙ちゃん! …
20595 @ 16:43

bumbleshark:

less unhealthy tragic lesbian movies, more lesbian romantic comedies

37233 @ 16:42

zorak2:

boyfrirend: “im going to take you to the sexiest restaurant in town…”

image

47169 @ 16:40

homebeccer:

"oh my god stop criticizing young girls who like 50 Shades of Gray or Twilight you can’t tell them what they can and can’t read"

no we can’t but we have to protect young girls from mistaking abusive behavior for genuine affection at all costs

323528 @ 15:54
pomfette:

sarrzuu:

officialbeyonceknowles:

Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

what the hell is hw even code for 

hand wjobs 
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236919 @ 15:52
The difference between bees and wasps.
  • Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
  • Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.